Having slumped in a doorway, newspaper held above our head, perpetual rain hammering away at our soiled clothes, it would be easy to dismiss Valentines Day as something ‘not for us’.
Here we’ve rounded up four of the most terrifyingly inept for you to proffer to the [soon to be ex-] love of your life.
Their/your face – optionally in chocolate
Should you have coughed up a small fortune last year on a 3D scan and have since had no use for it, why not have it 3D printed in chocolate.
Everyone loves a good designer item – some Louboutin shoes, a Prada handbag, or if you live in Oldham, an Osaka 6 T-shirt.
The range for Leapfrog 3D printers includes some squiggles, a pen holder, a flower pot(??) and three other, um, things.
It’s a tough call: Do you plump for the highly desirable, custom designed ring laser sintered in gold.
Or, do you go for the insult-to-a-Christmas-cracker-prize, PLA piece of unadulterated shame designed by a man sat in his underwear in a bedsit with a knockoff copy of Rhino?
It’s the latter all day.
It’s going to hurt, as we discussed last year.